Watch what you say in front of little sponges
We had a pretty relaxed 4th including a cookout for lunch. I got a bottle of wine for the holiday and opened it for lunch. My oldest nephew said, “you have to put the top back on your drink” so I explained about letting wine breathe. At dinner that night he looked across the room, saw the cork in the bottle, and asked my mom, “I thought wine was supposed to breathe?”
He’s a sharp kid and picks up quite a bit. Now we’re just counting the days till this gets recounted as part of a school show and tell.